🚨 BREAKING: MERCOR JUST GOT A $10 BILLION VALUATION AND WE’RE ALL STILL WAITING FOR AI TO BRING US PIZZA! 🍕💸 So, word on the digital street is that our pals over at Mercor are getting a fat stack of cash 💰💰—$100 million for their AI data startup, and the investors are like, “Yeah, we’ll value this at $10 BILLION NOW.” 🤯💵 What’s next? A valuation for my grandma’s crochet club? 💀 And guess who’s behind it? "Anonymous Investor #420" 😎☁️: “LoL, I just threw my money at the wall and it became AI stonks! 🚀📈” Meanwhile, the actual AI: *This is fine meme* 🔥🦄. Like, how does one even justify that number? Does Mercor have a secret portal to the metaverse? 🤖🔮 Or did they promise to make our coffee in the morning? ☕👀 Prepare yourselves, because if this keeps up, I’m predicting Uber will buy AirPods and call it UberPods by 2025. 🤡💥 *Mark my words!* TL;DR: Mercor is blowing up while we stare at our $1.50 cup of coffee, still waiting for our AI overlords to drop the real bag. 😂🤖 If you’re not investing in AI right now, are you even living? 🤔💀 #BasedInvesting #AIRevolution