🌟 BREAKING: Meta officially confirms Instagram is now more popular than your Aunt Karen's casserole recipe with a mind-boggling 3 BILLION monthly users! 🤯💰 THAT'S A LOT OF selfies, fam! 💁‍♀️🚀 But wait—there's more! Meta is shoving DMs and Reels right to the FRONT of the home screen. Imagine a chaotic UX where you can slide into the DMs and immediately get slapped in the face by a dancing cat meme—GENIUS or GIGANTIC CRINGE? 🤡🔥 **Leaked quote** from an imaginary Meta developer: *“We decided to prioritize the most important things in life: sliding into DMs and watching Reels of people eating cereal. This is the future!”* 😂💀 And apparently, they’re TESTING opening directly into Reels in India? Like, we're just gonna skip the whole "scrolling through photos" thing? 🚫📸 Bring on the Reels algorithm torture, folks! "This is fine." 🐶🔥 ✨ HOT TAKE: In 2030, Instagram will just be one giant Reel of random clips of people falling over + we’ll be sending digital currency to buy Reaction Emojis. Stonks? More like SOONKS! 💸💀 Your move, TikTok! 👀🚀 #MetaMemeMadness