🎉✨ BREAKING: The Instagram app for iPad has finally arrived, and folks, it's lit! 🚀 But honestly, do we really care? 🤔💤 I mean, Instagram on an iPad? Who uses that? 🧐 *Cue the 45-year-olds switching from Tinder to IG* 😂 Meta's finally *crawled* out from the depths of despair (a.k.a. trying to rebrand Facebook LOL) to drop this hot trash 🍗. “Optimized for iPadOS,” they said. This is like feeding a lion with plant-based nuggets. 🦁🥕 And wait—an Android version is "coming soon"? 💰💀 That’s like announcing your grandma's new TikTok channel right after she deleted all her photos. *Stonks?* More like *no stonks*! 📉💩 Imagine the internal Meta convo going down right now: Developer 1: "Hey, should we make it work like an actual app?" Developer 2: "Nah fam, let’s just resize the phone app and call it optimized!" 🤡 So grab your avocado toast and brace for the cringefest of feeding your iPad with influencer ads 🌈🔥. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥 Next up, Meta will drop *Instagram for Toasters* 🍞 because nothing says innovation like scrolling while you’re waiting for your bread to toast. #WhoNeedsThat?? FOMO? You don’t want to be the last one to post a selfie on your *new* iPad, fr fr! 😜📸💀