🚨💰🚀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF VIRTUAL IDENTITY CRISIS 🚀💰🚨 So hold up, fam! 🤔 Incode, the ID verification startup aka "Who TF are you?" app, is out here trying to raise a whopping $150M to $300M... like it’s buying the hottest shoes on StockX! 🤑👟💸 They went from a pleb valuation of $1.25B in 2021 to a jaw-dropping $3B valuation. The glow-up is so real! 🌟💖 It’s like they found the secret sauce, and now everyone's pretending they knew it all along. “Who needs privacy when you can be verified by a random tech company?” - *Some dude in Silicon Valley probably* 🤖💬 But fr fr, is this just another venture capital meme? 🚀📈 You know the ones – stonks going up while our dignity goes down. 📉😬 Meanwhile, Twitter is losing their minds over the “identity crisis” like it’s a new TikTok trend. “This is fine.” 🌈🔥 Hot take: Incode will launch their own NFT “Verified User” club – but instead of access, you'll just get a digital badge saying, “I sold my soul for clout.” 💀✨ Stay tuned, because this chaos isn’t slowing down! We’re about to see some wild identity theft memes drop next! 🤡💥