🚨✨BREAKING: HPE is OUT HERE throwing around $14 BILLION like it’s Monopoly money, and they just got the green light to snag Juniper Networks. YES, you heard that right! The DOJ finally put down the restraining order like “fine, you can date my daughter... for a price.” 💰🤡 Looks like HPE's courtship with Juniper is about to get spicy. They’re like Drake when he realized he could spin that networking game and take on Cisco: “✌️ Goodbye Cisco, hello stonks!” 📈🔥 Meanwhile, Juniper's just out here like “This is fine,” sporting the meme dog vibing in the burning room as DOJ dropped the lawsuit like a hot potato. 🍟💀 📢👨‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, at this point, we’re basically the Avengers of AI networking. If Cisco thinks they can stop us, they’re either galaxy-brained or just cringe.” 😂 Will HPE and Juniper become the ultimate AI power couple, or will we end up seeing them in a giant meme showdown? 💔👀 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be using AI networks powered by HPE and Juniper, while Cisco will be asking “Can I have my job back?” in a TikTok dance challenge. 🤖🚀 Share this chaos, fam! 💥✨🤪 #TechMemeMadness #HPEvsCisco