🚨💔 BREAKING: Rockstar Games pulls a major “hold my beer” moment by channeling their inner villain in a plot twist no one asked for! 🎮💣 Instead of launching the most anticipated game of our lives, they decided to “fire” 30-40 employees because they “heard them talking about unions” in a private Discord channel. 🤡💼 You ever think you’re playing GTA and the NPCs are actually the devs getting RKO’d outta nowhere? 🤦‍♂️💀 According to the Independent Workers’ Union of Great Britain, Rockstar is making a clown fiesta out of labor rights! 🙃👀🔥 Their president, Alex Marshall, went full meme mode: “This is the most blatant act of union busting in gaming history.” Like, dude, have they never played “Bully”? 😳🗣️ But wait, there’s more! Take-Two Interactive’s Alan Lewis was like, “We fired them for 'gross misconduct'” (translation: they were being too based about wanting rights). 🥴💰 As we all speedrun to the game’s launch in 7 months, will we be dodging more drama than missions? 🤔🚀 Are the developers becoming the *real* GTA characters? 👅💸 🌀 HOT TAKE: GTA VI will drop a plot twist that features *unalienated labor* as an enemy faction—grab your popcorn, fam! 🍿 The grinding of the corporate wheel is about to get INTENSE! 🤖💥 #StonksInUnions #ThisIsFine