🚨💥BREAKING: OpenAI Drops The Ultimate Emotional Support Bot!💥🚨 So listen up fam, OpenAI just went full-on therapist mode with GPT-5 Instant! 🤖💔 Forget to tell your crush you like them? GPT-5 is here to help you cope! No cap! 🥴💬 In a shocking turn of events that had us all like this 👉 Drake pointing at the screen, they're gonna make ChatGPT more aware of folks in distress. It’s like turning *your* therapist into a chatbot💡—great news as long as your deep-seated trauma isn’t just a meme about missing your WiFi connection! 😅💻 But wait, it gets crazier! Apparently, the bots will now route sensitive convos to GPT-5 Instant, like, "Yo, I just got dumped and can't cope," and GPT-5 is like, “STONKS! Here’s some therapy tips, my dude.” 💰💔🔥 But lemme drop a “leaked” quote from an imaginary dev: “Honestly, we just want to stop people from crying into our servers 😂🤡.” Honestly tho, if my mental health starts thriving thanks to a bot, I’m gonna be the happiest cringe lord on TikTok! 🚀🔥 🚨🧠 Prediction Alert: In just two years, EVERYONE will be spilling their tea to ChatGPT at 2 AM, and we’ll be collectively overqualified therapists running a side hustle of emotional support for robots. You heard it here first! 💀🤯 #GPT5Lifecoach