👀💤 Hold the phone! Listen up fam, 'cause it looks like GPT-5 is pulling a Drake pointing meme and *not* advancing the game like we thought it would! 💀🔥 According to sources (yeah, you heard that right), those performance jumps that made us geek out over GPT-3 and GPT-4 are about to be squashed like a bug on a keyboard. 🤯🥲 OpenAI dropped its latest AI flex in December, and here we are, stuck in neutral like an old PC booting up. This ain’t the glow-up we expected, and it feels like the “this is fine” dog just got served an undercooked tech-cake. 🍰🤡 Some imaginary OpenAI devs were overheard saying, "GPT-5? More like GPT-5% improvement, am I right?" 🤣💼 Meanwhile, the stonks are going *down* faster than that one dude who tries to explain blockchain at parties. 📉🚀 So, what’s next? Here’s an unhinged prediction: GPT-5 will be so underwhelming that even your boomer uncle will think it’s just a fancy calculator. Brace yourselves, ‘cause the cringe is about to hit terminal velocity! 💥💾 Share if you’re vibing with this chaos! ✌️💻 #AIProblems