🚨BREAKING: ✨Google Assistant SAYS ADIOS to Android Auto in MARCH 2026!💀 Yes, you heard it right! This isn’t just an ordinary “oopsie-daisy” 🚶‍♂️💨. We’ve got a support document that sounds like a dramatic plot twist in a Netflix series 📺. Spoiler: Google is rolling out its Gemini and *wham* 💥, Assistant is getting the boot from your car’s brain. 💬 "Honestly, we just felt like confusing the heck out of our users. They're cool with it, right?" - *A Google Dev who definitely attended too many existential crisis meetings* 😱 Meanwhile, Android Auto users are like *Drake pointing* to their old-school GPS systems and screaming, “This is fine!” 🔥 Meanwhile, stonks for niche navigation apps are skyrocketing, no cap! 📈 🤖 “What do you mean, I have to press buttons again??” - that guy whose car is now a glorified bluetooth speaker 🎶 So buckle up, folks! In 2026, you’re either going to be super nostalgic or madly Googling “how to navigate without an AI” while screaming “COPE!” at the moon. 🌕🔥 👉 **Hot Take:** Brace yourself, in five years we’ll all just be yodeling directions to our cars. Yodel-A-he-hoo! 🚀💰