🚨🍕 Get ready to throw a tantrum because Google TV is crashing your hotel room party in 2026! 🤖✨ Yes, you heard that right! Your overpriced motel will finally look as chic as your mom’s basement after her glow-up! 💅💰 So, here’s the tea: Google just threw a curveball and collabed with DIRECTV to drop a shiny new “Advanced Entertainment Platform” that promises you can binge-watch cat videos wherever you decide to take that cursed vacation! 🌴💔 But, spoiler alert: it won’t look like your comfy couch at home. Nope! They’re serving you a “new experience” that probably still has the same ads for diet pills that you see on your grandma’s TV. 🤡📺 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just want to make it SO confusing that you’ll pay $9 for room service just to avoid clicking 37 buttons. 🤷‍♂️ #BillionDollarIdea” Bro, I can already see the chaotic hotel lobby—guests fighting over who gets to watch ‘The Office’ first. Meanwhile, CEOs are dancing like Drake approving budget cuts. This is fine. 🔥 Prediction: By 2030, they’ll just stick a VR headset in the room and call it a day. Why watch TV when you can *live* in a sitcom?! 💀🚀 Stay based, my friends!