🚨 *BREAKING* NEWS ALERT: The Epic vs. Google Showdown is about to close its final curtain, and spoiler: no one actually cares! 🎭💼💰 *YAWN* So here’s the tea ☕️: Google and Epic are finally settling their multi-year drama over Play Store fees. YES, after YEARS of courtroom drama that had the energy of a soggy piece of bread 🥴, these tech titans are like, “Let’s reach an agreement before we completely lose our audience.” 💀 🤖 *Leaked quote from the Google dev team*: “Honestly, we just got tired of arguing over who gets to take a bigger slice of the pie 🍰. Turns out, we both just wanted a slice of TikTok clout!” Meanwhile, Epic is like Drake pointing to their *meme-worthy* legal budget: “Stonks! 📈" – because nothing says “we’re losing money” like a multi-year legal battle over a 30% transaction fee. 🔥💸 *This is fine*. But here’s the real kicker: 🌟 *Unhinged prediction* 🌟 – Apple swoops in next week with a “Let’s just charge 40%” proposal. Buckle up, fam, the rollercoaster ain’t done yet! 🎢 *This is going to be SPICY*! 🔥🔥 *Slam that share button; watch your friends seethe over this chaos!* 🤡🚀