👀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google & Epic Games END their epic showdown! 🤝🎮💰 That’s right, fam! After a titanic struggle that could’ve been a Marvel movie set in a courtroom (you know, with less cringe), they’ve reached a settlement. ✨🚀 US District Judge James Donato is like, “sure, why not,” while eyeing those sweet, sweet GamePass stonks. 📈💸 🧐 Quoting Sameer Samat, the President of Android Ecosystem at Google: “We’re just vibing now! 🎉 Check out our new menu featuring developer choice and lower fees!” *Adds a side of “Can we get that in writing?”* 😂👀 Tim Sweeney, CEO of Epic, chimed in like the galaxy-brain meme we all know and love, saying this plan doubles down on Android being the open platform of our wildest dreams! 🌌👨‍💻 You know he’s probably sipping chai while writing tweets like, “CRUSHING GOOGLE’S MONOPOLY is my cardio,” 😤🥵 But for real, this epic saga reminds us of a tangible fact: the gaming world is like that one kid at the birthday party who doesn’t want to share cake – BIG CRINGE. 🍰🚫 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will release an "Epic" version of Android where 3rd party app stores are just holograms of Epic’s CEO yelling, “FREE FORTNITE!” 🤯💀 So buckle up, it’s about to get WEIRD out there. 🤡✨ Share this chaos! 🌍✨ #GoogleVsEpic #Stonks