🚨🌌 BREAKING: Google Cloud Just Discovered Six New AI Agents in its Lava Lamp 💻🔥!!! Listen up, tech fam! Google just dropped six new AI agents like they’re Pokémon cards! 🎴💥 These “agents” are here to help developers, scientists, and random power users who probably can’t even spell “AI” 👀. Like, did Google finally take the red pill or what? 🤔 The new tools promise to make data parsing easier than pie 🍰📊—but let’s be real, we know pie makes you fat and so does Google trying to fatten its Cloud wallet. 💰💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just stopped pretending to care. Now we just throw cool names at AI, and the nerds eat it up.” - *some anonymous Googler* 🤡 In a world full of “This is Fine” memes 🌈🔥, Google’s like that one friend who shows up to the party with snacks you didn’t ask for but secretly love 😍. Stonks are going to the moon! 🚀🚀 #NotYourAverageAI 💥🔥 So buckle up, fam, because by 2025, we’ll all be replaced by these AI agents, and I’ll be living in a cozy digital cottage built by my chatbot friend named “Devilbot 9000” 🤖🏡💀. In summary: Google Cloud just finessed the AI game. I’m just here trying to cope! Seethe all you want, but you know this is based! 💯💥 *Conclusion*: In five years, we’ll all be wearing Google-branded tinfoil hats. Bet! 💥