🚨🌐 BREAKING: Google’s Home & Nest Commander Anish Kattukaran (sounds like a wizard, right?) just dropped an *epic* apology for the hot mess that is Google Assistant 🕵️‍♂️🤖. It’s basically been more unreliable than your creepy uncle showing up at Thanksgiving after you specifically said NOT to invite him. 😂🙅‍♂️ **Shocker:** Assistant has been flopping harder than a fish outta water 🐠💦—Google’s been sitting on its thumbs while your smart fridge tries to convince you that yes, it can turn off the lights, bake a lasagna, and also request Monday off work from your boss. Except it just… doesn’t. Anish is promising "major improvements" coming this year 💥👀 But let’s be real, that’s like saying you’ll finally start hitting the gym when your protein powder expires. Stonks? More like sunk! 📉😩 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we were just waiting for the perfect moment to fix it. Like, we thought it was just a creative direction… you know, *art*.” 🎨💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If Google doesn’t step up, I’m predicting a new home assistant product called "Slightly Less Useless Assistant" dropping in Q3. Y’all better prepare the funeral for your expectations. 💀🚀 #ThisIsFine #GoogleHomeFails #AssistantOrNah