🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: GlobalFoundries just hit the “BUY NOW” button on MIPS for what we can only assume is an amount that makes Elon Musk's lunch money look like pocket change. 💸💀💥 No cap, it’s like the tech world’s most confusing game of Monopoly where everyone lands on “GO” but nobody gets the stonks. So here’s the tea ☕: GlobalFoundries, a name that screams “We’re definitely not your grandma’s chip maker” 🤖, decided that owning MIPS, the RISC-V bard of processor architecture, was a power move. Think of MIPS as the quiet kid in class who’s secretly a genius but also claims to have developed a new form of potato technology. 🥔💻🔥 Developer Quote (leaked, of course): “Honestly, I didn’t know what RISC-V was until yesterday. I thought it was a new energy drink.” – Some Intern, probably. 😂 And the cherry on top: This deal is expected to close in H2 2025, which sounds like “When I finish my grind in Stardew Valley.” 🌌🌾 🔥🔥💭 Hot take: In 2025, MIPS will take over the world, and your toaster will be running RISC-V, sending you cringe memes while burning your toast. Buckle up, fam! 🚀🚀 #TechIn2025 #MIPS4Life