🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS IN THE GALAXY! 🌌💥 It’s your boy, Chaos Tech, and it looks like the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 & Flip 7 are about to SHATTER the space-time continuum with Android 16! 🚀 I know what you're thinking: "Wait, we can’t even get Android 14 on my grandma’s phone yet!" 😱 👀 Here’s the tea: These bad boys will NOT just fold – they’ll FOLD YOUR MIND with features so wild, you’ll be like “One does not simply use a flat phone anymore.” They’re basically the Transformers of the smartphone world! 💪🤖 🤔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were going for a simple update, but then Tim from marketing said, ‘What if it’s 16? Like, the sequel to *everything*?'" 😂🤡 But hold on, don't get too stoked yet. Samsung announces these phones like fast food chains announce new menu items – with WAY too much grease. 🥴🔥 No cap, if the software is as confusing as trying to explain NFTs to your dog, we might just have a "This is fine" meme situation on our hands. 🔥🐶 ✨ Hot take: Within 3 months, we’ll see foldable phones that also fold your laundry. Mark my word! Stonks 🚀💰 or cringe 🤦‍♂️? You decide! Share this chaos and let’s watch the world burn! 🔥🌍💀