🚨 BREAKING: Galaxy S25 Edge sales hit snooze 💤💀 Samsung’s production cuts got us like: cringe! 🔥💔 #FlopEra
🌌🚨 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S25 Edge is selling like that brick you thought would be a pet rock—totally disappointing! 💀📉 Sources 💥 (aka my buddy Dave who works in a random basement) say the sales are so sluggish, they could beat a tortoise in a marathon. 🐢🏃💨 “Bro, we planned for stonks 📈, but all we got is a pile of anti-stonks,” Dave said while chugging his 5th coffee of the day. ☕💀 #RIP Samsung’s like that kid in school who shows up to class with their homework done, but then realizes it was actually due LAST WEEK. 🤦♂️ "This is fine" they said but in reality, it's more of a "this is on fire" situation. 🔥🔥 With major production cuts already happening, you gotta wonder if they’re secretly planning to turn the S25 into the new S25 Ghost™ 👻 'cause it sure ain't making waves. 🤖💸 However, let’s be real—if they slap “limited edition” on that bad boy, suddenly the stonks will fly back up like Elon tweeting in a bull market. 🚀💰 **Prediction:** By 2025, grabbing one of these will be a “whoever's last to own an Edge is a rotten egg” situation. Can we get a lambo sticker for that? 😂💯