🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: FRENCH POLICE vs. CYBER CRIMINALS! 🍷🔫 So, apparently, the French just went full-on *RATATOUILLE* on these cybercrime operatives, serving *justice* like it’s a fine Bordeaux. 🍷👨‍🍳💻 Reportedly, 5 individuals were arrested (déjà vu, anyone?) because who knew discussing illegal hacks online wasn’t just casual Discord banter? Looks like they’ll have plenty of time to discuss their crimes in the slammer. 🏛️🚔 In a leaked chat, one of the cyber crooks was like, “Bro, this is fine,” while the cops were like, “Nah fam, you’re getting cooked.” 🔥👀 Everyone's just trying to make "stonks" off your personal data and you boldly reply with “It’s only a meme!” — *cringe!* 🤡 These wannabe hackers claimed they were going to “go legit” with a “helpful home security app” (yeah, okay, buddy! 😂). Meanwhile, French authorities popped off like: “Your app is about to be an inside joke. In prison. For life.” 💀💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict that by 2024 we’ll all have to start storing our secrets in *French pastry recipes* instead of passwords. Croissants are the new encryption! 🥐🔐 This is the kind of chaos we ALL NEED!!! 🤖✨