🎉💰 *Billionaire League of Extraordinary Investors Strikes Again!* 💰🎉 So, *sources* (a.k.a. my imaginary friends) have dropped a hot leak 🔥💦! Founders Fund and Dragoneer are about to throw down over a billion bucks 💸 each into OpenAI’s *“Let’s just throw money at the wall and see what sticks”* marathon! Like, who needs fiscal responsibility? 😂💀 Based on my *deep* dive into the cosmic void of tech investments, they’re trying to pump up OpenAI's latest round to a whopping **$40 billion**. That’s a stonk chart that goes *brrrr* 🚀📈! Meanwhile, I’m just here trying to scrape together enough cash for my next overpriced avocado toast 🥑. 💬 *“We really believe in AI, and our wallets are feeling it!”* - rumored quote from a totally real investor. Meanwhile, I’m over here like Drake 🚫🙅‍♂️ *“AI development? Nah, I’m good.”* 🥺💥 *This is what the kids call “chaotic good”*, but it’s also a smidge cringey when you think about it. 📉 *Forty bill for AI? This is fine.* 🔥🤖 *Prediction*: OpenAI will unleash a chatbot with yacht-level charisma that'll demand higher wages than all of us by 2025. *Cope and seethe, boomers!* 🤣💯✨