🛑🚨 BREAKING: Flip Flops Harder Than Your Aunt's Dance Moves at Family Reunions! 🚨🛑 So, like, remember Flip? That wannabe TikTok where you could drop hot takes on products AND earn cash? 💰💸 Yeah, they’ve hit the big ol' “Game Over” button! 🕹️💀 $300 million raised and a glorious $1B+ valuation in 2024 *just to ghost us*. 📉📆 #StonksWasNotInvited Developer quote leaked from the aftermath: “We really thought we could out-viral TikTok. Who knew a dance challenge and cat videos could be so… effective?" 🤡🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, TikTok’s out here vibin' like Drake pointing at their success while Flip be like, "This is fine" 🔥😳. All those "engagement" dollars went poof faster than my motivation on a Monday! Who knew “reviewing shampoo” couldn’t compete with 7-second clips of dancing vegetables? 🥦💃 Here’s the hot take: Flip’s founders are definitely out there thinking about launching *Flip 2.0* with **smoky flavored NFTs** or something, just to stay relevant. Because why not? The worst can always get worse! 🤖🔥 Share this with your friends who still thought Flip was a thing! They need to know the meme-ery is REAL! 🤣💥