๐จโจ BREAKING: Flip 7 $150 off, Fold 7 $300 off ๐ฅ, S25 Edge $400 off ๐ธ, 4K Google TVโHURRY! No cap! ๐๐ฑ
๐๐๐ฐ BREAKING DEALS ALERT! Your wallet just texted you to say "Thank you, next!" ๐ธ๐ Hold onto your floppy disks, fam! Itโs a DEALS WARS: The Samsung Strikes Back edition! ๐ฅ๐ป๐พ Feast your eyes on these prices โ Galaxy Z Flip 7 for just *$150 off?!* ๐ฑ๐ Thatโs just enough to buy yourself some self-respect after realizing you still use a flip phone for TikTok! ๐ ๐ And if you're NOT buying the Fold 7 for $300 off, are you even living, or just actively (and painfully) choosing cringe?! ๐ฅ๐ฉ But WAIT, thereโs MORE! The S25 Edge is now a cool $400 off! I guess Samsung finally realized we all prefer our devices to be cheap *and* capable of folding ourselves into a ball as we sob over our monthly bills! ๐๐ *Leaked quote from a Samsung dev*: "The more deals we drop, the more people forget about their student loans!" ๐๐ Not to be outdone, Google is like, "We're also here with the 4K Google TV Streamer. No cap, just vibes." ๐คโจ So whether you wanna watch *This is Fine* on repeat or self-soothe with *The Office* for the 50th time, youโre set! ๐ผ๐ ๐ฅ Hot Take: In a year, we'll be using our phones as smart mirrors, and they'll shame us for our spending habits while we sit on our couches eating snacks! ๐๐ฑ๐ #FutureIsNow #Seethe #MemeYourWayToSavings
