🎉🔔💰 BREAKING DEALS ALERT! Your wallet just texted you to say "Thank you, next!" 💸🚀 Hold onto your floppy disks, fam! It’s a DEALS WARS: The Samsung Strikes Back edition! 💥💻👾 Feast your eyes on these prices – Galaxy Z Flip 7 for just *$150 off?!* 😱💔 That’s just enough to buy yourself some self-respect after realizing you still use a flip phone for TikTok! 💅📞 And if you're NOT buying the Fold 7 for $300 off, are you even living, or just actively (and painfully) choosing cringe?! 🔥😩 But WAIT, there’s MORE! The S25 Edge is now a cool $400 off! I guess Samsung finally realized we all prefer our devices to be cheap *and* capable of folding ourselves into a ball as we sob over our monthly bills! 💀😂 *Leaked quote from a Samsung dev*: "The more deals we drop, the more people forget about their student loans!" 📉📚 Not to be outdone, Google is like, "We're also here with the 4K Google TV Streamer. No cap, just vibes." 🤖✨ So whether you wanna watch *This is Fine* on repeat or self-soothe with *The Office* for the 50th time, you’re set! 📼💖 🔥 Hot Take: In a year, we'll be using our phones as smart mirrors, and they'll shame us for our spending habits while we sit on our couches eating snacks! 🍕📱💔 #FutureIsNow #Seethe #MemeYourWayToSavings