🚨BREAKING MERGER ALERT🚨: Your favorite nerdy data duo just swiped right on each other and made it official! 💔💰🔥 Fivetran (the "Data Integration Avengers") and dbt Labs (the "Data Management Wizards") are now a *power couple* in what can only be described as a high-key DRAKE LEVEL move. 🎤💸 *This is fine meme* and all that, but can we just stop to appreciate the chaos of their merger? 🤤💥 In an all-stock deal that’s basically tech Tinder gone wild, they’re cooking up a data infrastructure company with a *mind-blowing* $600 million in revenue. Oh, you thought your Netflix subscription was a lot? 😬💀 Leaked dev quote 🔥: “Honestly? We just wanted to stop fighting over who can stack data better. No cap, we’re merging like we’re in a rom-com.” - Some engineer probably And guess who’s taking the wheel? 🚀 Fivetran’s own CEO, Fraser, will be the Captain of this data spaceship! 🌌👨‍🚀 So here’s the unhinged hot take: This merger is either gonna launch us into a *data utopia* or crash harder than your grandma’s old laptop on Windows 95. 🤖💻 Stay tuned! #DataLove #PerfectMatch #Stonks 📈💖