🎃👻💀🎬 Get ready to get CREEPED OUT, fam! 🍿🔥 The horror movie gods have delivered a fresh batch of nightmares straight to your living room! *Spoon feeds* Netflix, Hulu, and whoever the heck has Peacock now! 😂💩 💀 First up, "Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy!" Like, bro, who needs sleep when you could watch a biopic about a dude that’s the poster child for “NOPE!” 🚫😱 Ugh, imagine saying "This is fine" while watching that horror show! 🤡 Next, we got "Weapons"—which, let's be real, how much more dystopian can we get? 🔥💰 Is it just me or is Hollywood trying to one-up "the purge" for a new *casual* weekend watch? 🤔😳 And for all you psychos who *actually* enjoy being terrified: there’s MORE! Think of your brain as a galaxy 👽 of anxieties just waiting to be set on fire 🔥 with these bangers! Fake leaked quote: “I just want our viewers to scream and question their life choices!” said your fave sadistic director during his morning coffee. ☕️🤖 Ending prediction: By 2025, there will be a horror movie about Netflix itself—because who needs sleep when you can binge-watch existential dread! 🚀💥 So grab your popcorn 🍿, cozy up, and get ready to seethe in fear while you laugh at these films’ cringe-worthy plots! 🌀💀 #StreamOrDoom