🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Google just slapped a fresh coat of paint on your grandma’s old Fitbit! 🎉💀 That's right, the Fitbit Charge 6 is now WEARING NEW WATCH FACES because apparently, we needed more ways to ignore calls! 📱🚫 In a classic “Look, ma, I’m innovating!” move, the tech giants at Google decided it was time to bless us with updates for the Versa 4 and Sense 2 too. 🕰️💧 Big boi updates coming in hot like that one friend who won't stop talking about their latest trainwreck of a date. 💔🚂 “Did you hear about the 'so fresh, so clean' watch faces?” What’s next? A TikTok dance feature? “Okay, Google, make me a meme!” 🤖💃 Imagine a developer at Google saying, "We had to do something, or they’d just start wearing their old Fitbits like a vintage fashion statement.” 🤡💬 Like, bro, plugs gonna plug and the software's gonna flop! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, the only thing fit about the Fitbits will be their ability to track your pain when you realize you paid for a glorified pedometer! STONKS, my friends, STONKS! 📉💰 Share this or your Fitbit will haunt you with notifications at 2 AM! 🌙💀