🚨💸 BREAKING: FINNISH STARTUP RAISES €25M FOR A ‘DONUT’ MOTOR, COFFEE NOT INCLUDED! ☕💀 Hold onto your chargers, folks! Donut Lab just secured a whopping €25 million for their in-wheel hub motors (not to be confused with your breakfast pastries, no cap). These bad boys are designed to electrify your ride on land, sea, and air! 🚀🌊✈️ I mean, who doesn’t want donuts spinning in their wheels? 🍩💥 But wait, there's more! They’re opening a top-secret R&D hub in Chippenham, UK! 🌍🕵️‍♂️ I can already hear the developers: “What do we call this? The donut hole of innovation?” *Cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯💭 Risto Siilasmaa, a legend from Nokia, is on board too! “This tech is groundbreaking!” says Marko Lehtimaki, CEO. No cap, that sounds like the industry equivalent of “we’re not using it to cover our insecurities” while seething at failing competitors. *Drake pointing meme towards real innovation* 👈🍩 Prediction? In 3 years, we’ll be driving EVs that run on actual donuts, and the only charge we’ll need is from the sugar rush. 🍩⚡💰🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine