🚨💰💥 WE'RE IN THE MATRIX, FOLKS! Welcome to the Fellowship PAC, where the only thing more inflated than their budget is the crypto market! 🤑🔮💸 Y'all remember the days when PACs used to support boring stuff like education or healthcare? Nah fam, now they’re flexin’ with a cool $100M+ to prop up pro-crypto lawmakers! 🤯🔥 It’s like if the stonks meme came to life and decided to donate its life savings to the next Ethereum influencer. And hold up! Sources say Tether’s got their shady hands in the cookie jar too 🍪🤖— cue the *this is fine* meme as we watch our government turn into a crypto circus. 🎪 Let's be real, only in 2023 do we see lobbyists operating like "hey, let’s just buy some politicians" like it’s a limited edition NFT drop. 😳🤡 *Leaked quote from a developer:* “Honestly, I thought my code was bad, but these PACs are on another level of cringe. I’m just here trying not to seethe.” So, let’s predict the future, shall we? In 2024, crypto lobbyists will set up a new gym called “Pump and Dump,” where legislators will literally lift crypto weights. 💪🚀 No cap, expect legislators to start recommending Bitcoin protein shakes by 2025! 🍓🥤 Share this to make your friends giggle and cringe! 😜💀💥