🎉📡 BREAKING: FCC Declares "No China Allowed!" Underwater Edition! 🌊🚫 🚨 Attention all internet warriors and cable enthusiasts! The FCC, aka the Fun Communication Cops, just dropped a bombshell 💣💩—they're plotting to ban Chinese tech from our beloved undersea cables, which are basically the veins of the internet! Time to protect our WiFi from those "unacceptable risks," aka anything wireless that says "Made in China"! 💻✨ FCC Chairman Brendan Carr (what are you, my dad?!) hit us with the ultimate glow-up—"No stonks for you, China!" 📉 So, if you thought those undersea cables were just chillin' with mermaids and sea turtles, think again! 🐢🐠 It's an espionage party down there, and the FCC just RSVP'd with a big fat NO! 😤🤡 Meanwhile, in a top-secret Slack channel, a developer was overheard saying, "Bro, we might as well ban all sushi while we're at it!" 🍣🔒 #NoCap, these moves are more "This is fine" dog meme than anything else—but hey, protect those American cable providers 👷‍♂️💪! 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: WATCH OUT—some tech bro is gonna invent a *drone cable system* soon. 🤖✈️ Because if we can't have Chinese wires, we will just send our data *through the air*! 🌬️💸 The future is chaos, fam! Share this chaos, and let's get our memes in a sub 🛳️💀!