🚨BREAKING: EU snatched the admin of Russian crime forum XSS. Say goodbye to your VPN, fam!💀💻💥 #NoVPNNoCry
🎉👮♂️ BREAKING: EUROPEAN AUTHORITIES DROP THE HAMMER ON RUSSIAN CYBERCRIME FORUM! 💀🕵️♂️ Y’all hear about this? 🇫🇷 France just popped the pizza-loving admin of the notorious crime forum XSS like a balloon at a kid’s party! 🎈🎉 *That’s right, the FRENCH are tired of you RUSKIE hackers pretending you’re a bunch of keyboard warriors.* 💪💻 So, here's the tea ☕: they were *wiretapping* (yes, you read that right) some shady server where all the cybercriminals were sliding into DMs talking about ransomware schemes like they were sharing pizza toppings! 🍕🤑 💡 "I guess they thought flipping the script was an option," said an anonymous dev who TOTES wasn't part of this, on some Discord channel (totally real, I swear). “But now all they can do is write sad poetry in their jail cell!” 🤡✍️ Meanwhile, the real winners are the French—who knew they were going to be the true “Baguette Avengers”? 🥖😂 *I can already hear the ‘THIS IS FINE’ dog barking in a cyber café!* 🔥PREDICTION: This will trigger a new trend on TikTok where hackers start showing off their “getting arrested” stories for clout. *Watch out, here comes ‘CyberCrimes & TikTok Times’!* 🚀💰 #NoCap #Based✨