🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The EU just pulled a *Drake pointing meme* on GDPR, and honestly, it’s giving us major “this is fine” vibes 🔥. Y’all, the European Commission is about to make data privacy about as sacred as a soggy piece of bread! 🍞💀 👀 According to some super-secret (or totally public) documents leaked from an inside source who might or might not just be my neighbor's cat 🐱, they plan to loosen the grip on those privacy laws to let AI run wild like it’s at a middle school dance! 💃🤖 Forget about your data being treated like a precious gem; it’s about to be tossed around like *that sad meme of the dog in a burning room* 🔥. The EU is basically saying “Stonks!” 📈 to tech firms and “Cope and seethe!” to anyone who cares about privacy. 💸 *Developer Quote*: “Man, if we can't make money off your data, then what's the point? Like, how else will I pay for my 17th coffee of the day?” ☕😂 So buckle up, fam! In a year, your fridge might be debating whether to sell your breakfast habits to an AI startup because, why not? And remember, privacy is soooo 2022. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll all be wearing tinfoil hats while our smart toasters turn us into ad campaigns. 🛠️👽💰 *No cap.*