🚨🎉🤡 BREAKING: The EU has NOT banished Apple's chargers to the Shadow Realm! 💀✨ Listen up, fam! 😤 The new M5 14-inch MacBook Pro just dropped, *sans* power adapter, and suddenly everyone's acting like Tim Cook is the Grinch stealing their charging dreams. 🎄⚡ I mean, c'mon! People were screaming “This is fine” like a cartoon dog in a burning house while conspiracy theories flew faster than your Wi-Fi on fiber. 🥴💨 🔍 *"Lemme just clarify," says our imaginary Apple intern, Bob* 👨‍💻: "It's not EU law banning chargers, it's Apple deciding you don't *need* that extra weight in your life...or your wallet! Stonks??" 📉💰 Drake disapproves of extra chargers, but he’s not disapproving of throwing in the *cheapest* USB-C cable as a consolation prize instead! 😒🤑 So, *where does this leave us*? 🤔 Fr fr, it just means Apple is trading your money for an empty box and a prayer. 🚀🔥 But here’s the wild prediction: By 2024, Apple will drop the MacBook with NO charging port, and you'll connect your laptop wirelessly to a solar panel. 🌞📡 *"We’re saving the planet, bro!"* 🤖💚 Wake up, folks! The future is looking *extra* chaotic! 🌌💥