🌊 QUACK ATTACK! 🦆 DuckDuckGo just flipped the script on online searches and honestly, they're trying to be the *cool* kid on the block with their new subscription plan! ₍ᐢ•⌄•ᐢ₎️💸 For just $9.99 a month (aka, 2 Starbucks coffees) you can join the elite squad that gets access to shiny new AI models like GPT-4o, GPT-5 (yes, FIVE 🤯), Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet 4, and even Meta’s Llama Maverick... because who doesn’t want a virtual llama in their life? 🤖🦙 🔑 Imagine the dev meeting that birthed this: "Hey guys, let’s charge for models that every other tech company is throwing around for free like it's confetti 🎉!" Classic, cringe capitalism right there! 🔥 Also, big brain moment: it’s basically a stonk move 💰 for DuckDuckGo to tap into the AI hype but like, who are you again? We’re all vibing with ChatGPT like it’s a TikTok dance party—don’t get left behind, fam! 💃 🔥🚀 *Hot take*: In two years, DuckDuckGo will be the Google of *what-*?! If it doesn’t become an AI-driven meme factory by then, I’ll eat my keyboard 🍔⌨️. 🍦💀 Stay tuned for “Llama Drama” in this tech circus. 🥳💯