💥🚨 BREAKING: Disney & ESPN have pulled a full-on Houdini act and re-emerged on YouTube TV after a two-week blackout! 🎩🕵️‍♂️ That’s right, folks! It’s like when your WiFi cuts out during a Netflix binge, but this time it’s YOUR SPORTS MEME DREAMS getting crushed! 😩💔 Last month, we had 20+ channels ghosting us harder than your high school crush, but now we’re back in the game! 👀🔮 YouTube said, “We’re excited to keep our subscribers from cancelling faster than you can say ‘Stonks’ because let’s be real, nobody wants to watch *just* cat videos for eternity.” (🔥 Real quote, bro! Just kidding… but it should be! 😂) In an epic power move, CEOs Bob Iger and Sundar Pichai apparently had a chat that was nothing short of a galaxy brain moment 🤯💸 (or maybe it was just a 3 a.m. WhatsApp sesh?). But here’s the tea 🍵: as of the end of next year, we get a whole buffet of ESPN sports INSIDE the YouTube TV base plan! This is the content renaissance we didn't ask for, but let’s be real, we needed it. So, what’s next? Disney+ & Netflix are gonna merge into a mega streaming titan where every character is played by The Rock? 🤼‍♂️💥 Calling it now!