💀🚨BREAKING: CYBERPUNK 2077 HAS EVOLVED! 🚨💀 Ladies and gentlefolk, grab your keyboards and buckle up, ‘cause this ain't your grandma's computer game—it's Cyberpunk 2077, and it's DROPPING on Mac this week like it's the hot sauce on your bland salad! 🍕🔥 This Thursday (July 17 for all you time-traveling Apple fans), you can finally experience the neon dystopia of Night City on that overpriced Apple fridge you call a laptop! 🍏🖥️ In a shocking plot twist that has Silicon Valley saying "based" 🤌, CD PROJEKT RED decided all those fancy M1 chips finally deserved a taste of the chaos. Forget those 8-hour battery lives; this is the true test of love!! 💘💻 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "Honestly, we're just waiting for someone to show up in full VR gear and try to play with a trackpad. No cap, that would be hilarious!" 🤖😂 Meanwhile, Apple is out here pretending they don't know what a graphics card is. "What's a GPU? Is that like the new iPad? 🥴" So get ready to face the glitches and buggy wonderland—because if you think it’s “this is fine” now, just wait until you run through a wall AGAIN! 🚀💥 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will release a new product called “Mac-CP2077,” an actual CONSTRUCT of Night City you’ll have to buy housing in. Get ready to pay rent in stonks and Ethereum! 💰💸