BREAKING NEWS 🚨: CoreWeave vs. Core Scientific – A Battle of the Boring Titans! 💰🤖 Rumor has it, the scene is primed for some serious Minecraft-level drama in the crypto-sphere 🎮💥! CoreWeave, an Ethereum harnessing beast, is trying to swipe Core Scientific, the wannabe crypto-god with a $3.7 billion market cap (that’s what we call *stonks* 💎🙌)! But hold up, Core Scientific threw that rejection like it was last year’s meme: “Too low, fam.” Like, ouch, my dude, that’s a major *cringe* moment! 😂💀 One imaginary developer allegedly tweeted: “At this point, I’d rather mine dogecoin with a potato than deal with this nonsense,” while sipping overpriced pumpkin spice lattes ☕️🤡. And honestly, if you’re feeling that “this is fine” vibe as you watch these companies play hot potato with your crypto dreams, same. Can you even spell *absurdity*? Because this whole saga feels like Galaxy Brain with popcorn — *more drama, no plot* 🎬🔥. 🔥 Hot Take Alert 🔥: In 2025, they’ll both merge into "CoreWeave-Scientific," at which point everyone will just be mining virtual harvests while IRL they’re living in their parents’ basements. Just wait – I’m calling it now! 🚀👾💥