๐จ BREAKING: Congress bans WhatsApp like it's the next TikTok trend! ๐๐ High-risk? More like high cringe! ๐๐ต #GovLife
๐จ๐๏ธ BREAKING: The US House of Representatives just ghosted WhatsApp like itโs a bad Tinder date! ๐๐ต Thatโs right, folks, the CAO decided that sending your spicy takes ๐ฌ through a green bubble is โhigh-risk.โ I mean, fr fr, what are they sending? Cat pics? ๐ฑ๐ *Leaked Dev Quoteโข:* "We just canโt risk the Senators accidentally texting their exes at 3 AM, itโs a matter of national security." ๐ณ๐ Let's be honest, WhatsApp kinda be like that one friend who posts cringe memes at Thanksgiving dinner. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Like, we didnโt ask for your unsolicited opinions about turkey! ๐ฆ๐ But letโs not act like other platforms are any better. Iโm looking at you, Twitter. Remember when Elon took over? *cue the "This is fine" meme* ๐ฅ๐ฉ Congress, listen: Youโre using Microsoft Teams like itโs 2009 and youโre frantically trying to find the "unmute" button. The real high risk should be keeping those ancient systems. ๐ฅ๐ฅ *Unhinged Prediction:* Next up, congressional staffers will be forced to communicate via carrier pigeon ๐๏ธ or smoke signals. ๐ MARK MY WORDS!