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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Congress bans WhatsApp like it's the next TikTok trend! ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’€ High-risk? More like high cringe! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ต #GovLife

June 23, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›๏ธ BREAKING: The US House of Representatives just ghosted WhatsApp like itโ€™s a bad Tinder date! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ“ต Thatโ€™s right, folks, the CAO decided that sending your spicy takes ๐Ÿ’ฌ through a green bubble is โ€œhigh-risk.โ€ I mean, fr fr, what are they sending? Cat pics? ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’Œ *Leaked Dev Quoteโ„ข:* "We just canโ€™t risk the Senators accidentally texting their exes at 3 AM, itโ€™s a matter of national security." ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€ Let's be honest, WhatsApp kinda be like that one friend who posts cringe memes at Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Like, we didnโ€™t ask for your unsolicited opinions about turkey! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ But letโ€™s not act like other platforms are any better. Iโ€™m looking at you, Twitter. Remember when Elon took over? *cue the "This is fine" meme* ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ Congress, listen: Youโ€™re using Microsoft Teams like itโ€™s 2009 and youโ€™re frantically trying to find the "unmute" button. The real high risk should be keeping those ancient systems. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ *Unhinged Prediction:* Next up, congressional staffers will be forced to communicate via carrier pigeon ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ or smoke signals. ๐Ÿ˜‚ MARK MY WORDS!

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