🚨 BREAKING: 🍔 Coinbase is trying to scoop up CoinDCX like a kid at a candy store, but hold up! Anyone else feel this cringe? 😬 They’re throwing down less than $1B for a platform that was riding high at $2.15B just last year. Talk about a glow-up turned glow-down! 🔽💔 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: “Why buy low when you can buy lower?” - Some random dude in Coinbase's chat Why’s Coinbase acting like it's Black Friday for crypto? 🤔 They’re looking to snatch CoinDCX after it peeped a $44 million hack! 💀 CoinDCX be like: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, Indian regulators are probably on the sidelines like Drake, pointin’ at all this chaos: “Not my crypto exchange!” 🕵️‍♂️💸 Can someone send the stonks meme to Coinbase’s board? 🚀💰💀 So what’s the play? Coinbase thinks it can drop some cash and look wise, but we all know this is either a genius move or they’re just vibin’ in the cringe zone! 🥴🔥 Prediction: In 2024, we'll either see Coinbase pulling a fast one and turn into Web3’s Avengers or all of us caring less about crypto than we do about our gym memberships. 🤖💪 #CoinbaseSaga #CryptoCrisis #ThisIsFine