🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: COHERE LEVELS UP with Joelle Pineau's NEW ROLE!💥🚨 🧠💡 That's right, squad! Cohere just pulled a power move and kidnapped — I mean, hired — Joelle Pineau from the Meta fortress! 💀👾 This isn’t just any corporate game, this is like getting Iron Man on your team while you’re still leveling up your character in Call of Duty! 🎮🔥 Cohere's out here saying “AI STRATEGY OVER EVERYTHING” like it’s 2016 and Drake just dropped another banger! 🎤🍥 Welcome to the stage, Joelle! 🚀 Now you gotta deal with the stress of getting AI right while dodging multiple existential crises from Meta's spaghetti code! 🍝💔 Leaked developer convo: *Dev 1*: "Bro, are we ready for Joelle?!" *Dev 2*: "This is fine. We’ll just call it ‘experimental’ when the whole thing crashes!" 😅👀 Honestly, we're living in a world where hiring someone from Meta means you’ve got insider knowledge on what NOT to do! Based move, Cohere! 💰💥 🧐🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, AI will run for president, and the only acceptable candidate will be Joelle Pineau because all humans will have seethed into oblivion over tech layoffs. 🤖💯 Now that’s some stonks-worthy news! Share this if you think AI should just be allowed to rule us all! 🤡✨