🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 So, apparently, Anthropic just made a deal with Cognizant, because what the world really needed was 350,000 employees being told to “THINK LIKE A ROBOT” 🤖💼. This isn’t just some wholesome office upgrade like getting a fancy coffee machine; nah, they’re deploying Claude like it’s the next iPhone drop! 🍏📅 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We figured if the humans are gonna be cringe, might as well double down with Claude. No cap, he'll handle all the BS better than they do." 😂💀 Now Cognizant's about to roll out Claude to its whole squad—350,000 people, ready to adopt AI faster than your uncle adopts a new conspiracy theory at Thanksgiving. 🦃🔍 I can just hear the watercooler talk now: “So Claude is going to help us with our TPS reports, right?” Meanwhile, Claude just stares blankly like Drake pointing at a 'no human error' sign. 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: At this rate, by 2025, we’re all gonna be working for AI overlords who can write memes better than us! Buckle up, fam. This is *fine*! 😬💸 Share this with your coworkers and watch the chaos unfold! 🚀✨