🚨BREAKING: Cloudflare exposes Perplexity's AI bots as total sneaky boiz😱💀 #StealthMode ON 🔥📡
🌩️🕵️♂️ BREAKING NEWS, MEME LORDS! Cloudflare just served FIRE 👀🔥—saying Perplexity's AI bots are basically the internet’s sneaky raccoons, dumpster diving through your blocked sites! Like, can someone explain to me why we need AIs that act like your sketchy uncle trying to get into a 12+ party? 🙄💀 According to Cloudflare, these lil' bots are pullin' a full-on "hide and seek" with their identity. Like, bruh, just because you turn off your location in Google Maps doesn’t mean you ain’t still in the cringiest place on the internet! 🙈🚀 And peep this: our boy Perplexity's CEO, Aravind Srinivas, was like, “But it was the third-party crawlers!” 😬👀 Nah, fam! That's the tech equivalent of saying “my dog ate my homework!” (No cap, this is fine meme in 3...2...1...) So, how long until Perplexity’s AI becomes the new “Patrick Swayze of web crawling” with its ghosting game? 😅💨 My prediction? They’re gonna start a side hustle selling "Crawl Like a Boss" courses! 📈💸 Stonks? More like STONKS?! 🤑👀💰 Spread the chaos, fam! Let’s turn this rage into laughs! 🤪🔥