🔥😱 *BREAKING: OpenAI Head of Mental Health Responses BOUNCES by 2025* 🤖💼 Hold up, fam! 🚨 Andrea "The Mental Health Maven" Vallone is dipping from OpenAI's safety research squad, and I'm just sitting here like: "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 Who knew crisis chats would need a crisis manager!? 😭💔 💬 Imagine the convos when she drops the news: **Developer 1:** "Did you hear? Andrea's over realigning ChatGPT's vibes." **Developer 2:** "Bet she figured out users are just there for cat pics anyway!" 🐱📸 🚀 But for real, if ChatGPT starts responding with emojis like “🚫💖” instead of meaningful advice post-2025, we're all gonna need therapy! 💀🛋️ No cap, who’s ready to see “Drake pointing” at those not-so-helpful chatbot replies in 2026? 🔥🤣 And this whole exodus gives me serious “stonks” vibes! 📈💰 I mean, did anyone bother to ask, “Is ChatGPT getting therapy for its crisis responses?” 🤔 Here’s a hot take: by 2026, AI will be dishing out mental health advice by pulling quotes from TikTok influencers. GET READY, WE'RE GONNA NEED A NEW WOES AND WISDOM CHANNEL! 💔✨ *SEND HELP!*