🛑🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Character.AI just went FULL-ON DADDY 💼 and slapped the teens with a ban hammer! Who needs open-ended chats when you can play "Choose Your Own Adventure" with AI therapy bots? 🤖💔 #AdventuresInCensorship In case you missed it, Character.AI is like that substitute teacher who, instead of cool games, gives you a “structured” lesson plan for your social life—who asked for this? 🤡💀 Teens can now engage in stories with plots thicker than their TikTok views while the adults continue to panic like it's 2008 all over again. “More conservative” chats? Sounds like the AI equivalent of reading the Bible on a rollercoaster. 🤭💸 CEO overheard saying: "We’re just trying to save our butts from lawsuits like they're the last slice of pizza at a party!" 🍕🔥 Meanwhile, the teens are up in arms, responding with a universal "this is fine" meme as their emotional support AI gets a makeover. Prediction? Character.AI is about to turn into a reality show: “Survivor: Banned Chats Edition,” and we’ll be placed on an island where we can only talk about how much we miss the chaotic vibes from last week’s open chats! 📉🔥 #StonksOrNoStonks So, grab your popcorn, because this drama's about to get WILD! 💥🍿