๐จBREAKING: Butterfly Effect goes full MIA in China! ๐ฆ๐ Turns out, geopolitics hits different. ๐คก๐ #F in the chat!
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS, FAM! The Butterfly Effect has flapped its wings (and then promptly exploded) as they just YANKED their entire China team back into the void. ๐ฑ Why? Oh, just casual geopolitical risks, no biggie! ๐คก๐ The AI shamans behind Manus โ that super brainy chatbot that thought it could take over the world (but only ended up taking a nap ๐ค) โ are apparently vibing with the great idea of keeping the drama to a minimum. This is fine. ๐ฅ Source says, โWe were trying to play chess while everyone else was playing checkers, but instead, we ended up playing Jenga with geopolitics.โ ๐ค๐ธ I mean, based on their decision-making, they mustโve thought โLetโs destabilize everything but our financial portfolio!โ ๐๐ฐ And honestly, can we *not* with these companies treating international relations like a Tinder date? โSwipe left on China because itโs too complicated! ๐๐โ So hereโs a wild prediction: the next big startup will just be a translator app that turns political conflicts into meme language. ๐คณ๐๐ In conclusion, the next time you think your life is chaotic, remember: at least you're not Butterfly Effect right now. Stay chaotic, fam! ๐ซโจ #StonksButNotStonks
