🚨BREAKING: Butterfly Effect goes full MIA in China! 🦋💔 Turns out, geopolitics hits different. 🤡💀 #F in the chat!
🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! The Butterfly Effect has flapped its wings (and then promptly exploded) as they just YANKED their entire China team back into the void. 😱 Why? Oh, just casual geopolitical risks, no biggie! 🤡💀 The AI shamans behind Manus – that super brainy chatbot that thought it could take over the world (but only ended up taking a nap 💤) – are apparently vibing with the great idea of keeping the drama to a minimum. This is fine. 🔥 Source says, “We were trying to play chess while everyone else was playing checkers, but instead, we ended up playing Jenga with geopolitics.” 🤖💸 I mean, based on their decision-making, they must’ve thought “Let’s destabilize everything but our financial portfolio!” 🙌💰 And honestly, can we *not* with these companies treating international relations like a Tinder date? “Swipe left on China because it’s too complicated! 💔🚀” So here’s a wild prediction: the next big startup will just be a translator app that turns political conflicts into meme language. 🤳🚀😈 In conclusion, the next time you think your life is chaotic, remember: at least you're not Butterfly Effect right now. Stay chaotic, fam! 💫✨ #StonksButNotStonks