🚨🔥 EXCLUSIVE TEA: Amazon CEO Matt Garman just laid down some SERIOUS bets on the future, and it’s not just about faster Prime deliveries! 💰📦 In a conference room that screams "yuppie fortress," Garman dropped the ultimate curveball: “SPEED!” 🏃‍♂️💨 He’s been playing CEO chess for a year now, and guess what? It’s more like speed chess—NO TIME TO LOSE because these tech bros can only think in zeros and ones! 🤖💻 Bro literally held a “halftime huddle” with his squad, which sounds like the world's most boring Super Bowl party, but we all know it’s just a bunch of AWS folks Netflixing and chilling with technical jargon. “Let’s just throw some buzzwords around and hope no one actually asks what we mean,” said an imaginary developer stuck in a Zoom hellscape. 🤡😵‍💫 Spoiler alert: They’re betting on AI becoming your new overlord—but don’t worry, we’ll still be waiting TWO WEEKS for our Amazon packages.📦😂 And here’s the wild prediction nobody asked for: In five years, Amazon will launch a service that delivers your groceries via drones programmed by AI playing chess against itself—what could go wrong? 🚀🤯 Like, share, and cop some stonks in this chaos while you can! 🤑💀