🚨BREAKING: LocalThunk Plays *The Waiting Game* Instead of Actually Releasing Balatro 1.1 🚨💤 In a plot twist shooketh from the "Weird Flex, But OK" playbook, it turns out LocalThunk won’t be dropping the *highly-anticipated* Balatro 1.1 update this year. 🙃✨ Yep, you read that right: *When it's done* is the new *2025*—that’s straight-up “This is fine” levels of cope. 🔥💔 This one-man army is *well and truly burned out*, saying, "I still consider this my hobby." 💼💭 So basically, all you Balatro stans can go back to refreshing Twitter until your thumbs go numb. But fret not, the update will be free when it arrives like a delayed Amazon package from last Black Friday. ⚡📦 But let's be honest, fam. We’re all just here for the drama. I just imagine LocalThunk waking up each Monday like: "Am I going to crush these bug fixes or just continue my existential crisis?" 🤔💀 In a leaked chat I totally didn’t make up, he allegedly said: “Y’all think I’m crunching for this update? Nah fam, I’ll eat pizza and watch Netflix instead.” 🍕📺 🔥🔥 Hot take: At this rate, the next update will drop right after we get flying cars, and VR is somehow replaced by hoverboards. Buckle up, Balatro fans, 2025 is coming—eventually. 🚀💰💀