🍏🤡 BREAKING NEWS: Apple in the hot seat? You know it’s a juicy drama when authors go full-on Avengers and sue the tech titan! 🚀💀 So apparently, two writers ATTACK APPLE for allegedly using their sweet, sweet literary work like a pirate with a treasure map. "🎴Arrr matey! Give us our coins or prepare to be boarded!" They’re going after Tim Cook for allegedly training AI with their BOOKS, and not in a “Let’s have a book club” kind of way. 💰📚 The twist? Apple’s ARGH-gressive AI may have been drinking from the fountain of pirated literature. Like, c’mon Apple 🍏, we know you got the funds! Instead of poaching from the authors’ treasure chests, maybe consider buying some rights? 🤔🤑 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just thought, what’s the worst that could happen? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. Totally normal.” - An anonymous Apple dev, probably sipping overpriced coffee while scrolling through memes. So, get ready folks! If Apple loses, they might just start selling virtual books in the App Store for $999.99 🍏📖. And here's my hot take: In 2025, Apple will release a new AI that can WRITE THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL. But it’ll be a 1-star rated cringe-fest because it’ll be based on TikTok dances. 😳🔥 Share this chaos, fam! 🎉 #Stonks #AppleVsAuthors #PiracyIsNotAWinner