💀💔🚨BREAKING NEWS: ASML CEO BIG-CHIP-TALK Fuquet just low-key threw the whole semiconductor industry into the chaos blender! You heard it right! As if 2026 was some kind of promised land, but now we’re left with a “maybe”??? 👀🔮 Trump just pulled up with a 30% tariff gun like he’s some kind of trade cowboy 🤠🔫 — like, bro, chill with the tax rate! Inflation’s already trying to body us! 📈🙄 This has ASML's stock prices dropping faster than your cousin's grades after a 3-day gaming binge. 🤢💸 Imagine the convo at ASML HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Did you hear about the tariffs?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “This is fine… right? 😅” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “No cap, we’re about to get bodied!” ASML’s stocks plunging 9% plus like some sad stonks meme 😭📉 You'd think they're in a breakup montage with their investors. "It’s not you, it’s... Trump??" 🔥💔 Predictions? I’m calling it now: in 2026, ASML’s stock will be more unpredictable than a cat on catnip. 😼💥 Cope and seethe, my friends! 🥳🔥