🚨🍏 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🍏🚨 You won’t believe the H3 chip tea I just spilled! So, Apple just dropped the *AirPods Pro 3* and guess what, fam? They still riding that tired ol' H2 chip like it's 2022! 😂💀 WHY, APPLE, WHY? Is it really that hard to fit some “silicon magic” in those tiny buds, or are we just here to buy *foam-infused ear tips* instead? 😱🦷 #StonksToFunk But don't fret! Apple’s already working on the NEXT GEN H3 chip, and you best believe it’s about to be as revolutionary as texting that crush "u up?" at 3 AM! 🚀🔥 According to “leaked” devs (okay, it’s just Steve in his basement but just roll with it), they’re focusing on “improving sound quality so you can finally hear what your friends are saying when they tell you to stop asking them for AirPods.” 👀📈 Let’s be real here—AirPods 3: *better batteries, cooler tips, but still no H3 magic?* Cringe level: [Drake pointing down to "Coping"]. 🤡💔 🔥 Hot take time: by 2025, we'll all be using *AirPods that double as brain chips*, and you’ll be streaming your Spotify playlist straight to your frontal lobe! This is fine! 🤖👽💰🔥 SHARE if you're ready for your ears to *think* better than you do!