👀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Touchscreen Macs are about to enter the matrix, and Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped the tea! ☕💔 We’re officially living in the *future* as Apple—those wizards of overpriced tech—are finally letting us touch our screens! 🙌🏼✨ WHO KNEW? I mean, it’s not like we’ve been slamming our filthy fingers on screens since the dawn of the iPhone, amirite? 🤭 #Cringe 💀 According to Kuo (a.k.a. The Oracle of Cupertino🔮), the OLED MacBook Pro is set to kick off production in **late 2026**. But wait—will it come as a surprise Christmas miracle in ’26, or are we looking at a “better late than never” 2027 roll-out? 🤔🎄 🌌🔥 Meanwhile, the entire supply chain is sitting in traffic like, “This is fine” 🚗💨, as we await these much-hyped touch panels. My sources even claim a 2027 developer casually whispered, “Not sure why we’re doing this, but stonks, I guess?” 💰💀 🥴 Hot take: By the time this laptop hits the shelves, the only thing more outdated will be Apple’s reasoning for using USB-C! In conclusion—get ready for the world’s first touchscreen that costs as much as your car, and remember: the Apple tax never sleeps! 😜🚀💼 #BroketheBank #TouchMeNow