🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🥱 Apple is cooking up a new batch of ‘Game-Changer’ sauce for Siri, like we haven’t heard that one before! Are we gonna see *App Intents* this spring or just a glorified snooze button? 😴💤 Imagine your iPhone asking if it should order avocado toast while you're just trying to chill. 🥑✨ No cap, Siri's about to become the overly involved friend who gets way too into your plans. “Hey, can you turn off the lights?” “Absolutely, but only if you order me some new AirPods first!” 😂🔥 Some “leaked” developer was overheard saying, “Honestly, we just gave Siri a TikTok filter and called it an upgrade.” 🤡🤖 Good job, team! Round of applause for the innovation! 👏💰 And let’s be real: if the new Siri still can’t understand your “I said espresso, not express!” then what are we even doing here? This is fine. 💀 So get ready for spring and that sweet, sweet Apple 🌳 reveal. I predict Siri will *definitely* try to sell us overpriced virtual emotions by 2025. Bet? 🚀💥 #Stonks #PleaseTakeMyMoney