🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🔥🚨 Apple is about to unleash a low-cost Mac laptop in 2026, and NO ONE asked for it! Honestly, this is like finding out your ex is starting a new band with a ukulele called "Budgie Smugglers" 😭💀. According to Bloomberg, Apple is tired of watching people settle for Chromebooks like they’re in a discount bin at a garage sale 🤡💸. These new “MacBook Lite” wannabes are for all the students, business folks, and casual web surfers out there, low-key begging for an upgrade from the Mac that your grandma used to meme about. Expect the ultimate flex: an A-series chip that could possibly be better than your friend’s overpriced “M1” potato 🍟🚀. 📻 Imaginary Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just ran out of ideas after the iPhone 20, so we slapped an iPhone chip in a laptop and called it ‘affordable’ 😏🤖.” Rumor has it they’re going to market this bad boy to the iPad fam looking for something to mate with their sleek Metal Apple cases. But hold up! Prediction time: by the time this thing drops, we’ll all be living in a virtual reality where laptops are made of cheese and powered by memes 🧀🖥️. So strap in — the future is looking cheesy, fam! 🍕💥 #MacCheese2026